Two Performance Art Pieces that No One will Do Because We are all Wussies

#1 - Legally change your middle name to "Terrorist" and then renew your license and passport. Go to Canada or Mexico. Document what happens when you try to re-enter your country.

#2 - Set up a camera in a bare room, sit in a chair. Get a someone to punch you, hit you, slap you, whip you, electrify you, and burn you. Repeat out loud while you are being hit: "I still beleive in peace."